1. Let’s kick this off with a delicious stack of pancakes.
2. More of a waffle person? Bam.
3. And what’s breakfast without a side of bacon?
4. The most perfectly fried egg in all of human history.
5. Can a shirt be succulent? This one is.
6. This dude looks mad grumpy but he shouldn’t because
he’s sporting some tasty looking watermelons.
7. Next time someone invites you apple picking
you can just say “nah, I got this.”
8. Wearing this shirt is the nutritional equivalent
of eating a bushel of blackberries.
9. Awesome but people might bite you.
10. Become the pickle jar.
11. Throw a blazer over it and it’s business casual! Probably!
12. IT’S AN ENDLESS OCEAN OF FRIED CHICKEN.
ALL YOUR DREAMS JUST CAME TRUE.
13. Restaurants never give you this many nachos.
14. See? This guy gets it.
15. Crustless— just like mom used to make.
16. Only to be worn if you can name the roll.
17. Red vines or twizzlers?
18. Sells better than the heads-bitten-off version.
19. Both awesome and cruel to anyone who forgot to eat breakfast.
20. How can you match this with anything
21. Adorable cupcakes on an adorable shirt on a person
who is immediately rendered adorable.
22. For the grand finale: BONUS BIKINI ROUND.